darlinglauren:

Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

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you ever noticed how all homeless people have nice handwriting .. I literally mean all homeless people. I live in ny home of Starbucks , rats, and the homeless… :/ If you ever take a stroll in ny please take a second to notice how every homeless person you walk pass sign is writing in penmanship meant for the gods .. i even seen one fancy homeless person who had his ” please help ” sign in perfect cursive …. my question is how the hell all of them find sharpies??? clearly that’s not a common item found on the streets of ny ….. on another note I wonder I one of em will be interested in drawing my next tattoo for a sammich

I’ll never touch a man’s “that I’m not dating” cable remote the thought of how many times he measured it up to his penis to take a pic would kill me.. like chicks are suppose to look at the pic compare and contrast -_- 

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