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    Rape Prevention Tips.. "creep be not tips" →

    darlinglauren:

    Ten rape prevention tips:

    1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

    2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

    3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

    4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

    5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

    6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

    7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

    8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

    9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

    10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

    — 2 years ago with 4 notes
    watch the throne

    watch the throne

    — 2 years ago
    TORTUROUS

    being under the hair dryer has to be equivalent to serving time in jail it just has to be

    — 2 years ago
    I’m pretty sure my dorky ways is the reason I’m single

    I’m pretty sure my dorky ways is the reason I’m single

    — 2 years ago
    Boredom + batman mask = boredombatmanmask

    Boredom + batman mask = boredombatmanmask

    — 2 years ago
    fancy homelessness

    you ever noticed how all homeless people have nice handwriting .. I literally mean all homeless people. I live in ny home of Starbucks , rats, and the homeless… :/ If you ever take a stroll in ny please take a second to notice how every homeless person you walk pass sign is writing in penmanship meant for the gods .. i even seen one fancy homeless person who had his ” please help ” sign in perfect cursive …. my question is how the hell all of them find sharpies??? clearly that’s not a common item found on the streets of ny ….. on another note I wonder I one of em will be interested in drawing my next tattoo for a sammich

    — 2 years ago with 2 notes
    Pass me the remote….. forget it !

    I’ll never touch a man’s “that I’m not dating” cable remote the thought of how many times he measured it up to his penis to take a pic would kill me.. like chicks are suppose to look at the pic compare and contrast -_- 


    — 2 years ago
    2bitchezdeep:

Cherry Bomb of 2BITCHEZDEEP.COM

 love !

    2bitchezdeep:

    Cherry Bomb of 2BITCHEZDEEP.COM

     love !

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    — 3 years ago with 571 notes
    velentines day

    ladies valentines day sex is not a present unless your bleeding

    — 3 years ago