2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.
5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.
7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.
9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.
10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.
you ever noticed how all homeless people have nice handwriting .. I literally mean all homeless people. I live in ny home of Starbucks , rats, and the homeless… :/ If you ever take a stroll in ny please take a second to notice how every homeless person you walk pass sign is writing in penmanship meant for the gods .. i even seen one fancy homeless person who had his ” please help ” sign in perfect cursive …. my question is how the hell all of them find sharpies??? clearly that’s not a common item found on the streets of ny ….. on another note I wonder I one of em will be interested in drawing my next tattoo for a sammich
I’ll never touch a man’s “that I’m not dating” cable remote the thought of how many times he measured it up to his penis to take a pic would kill me.. like chicks are suppose to look at the pic compare and contrast -_-
hahahaa the pic "now it's a party!"(with cocks and balls)is awesome! i just wanna buy them and have a party with some guys just to see their faces when we gurls tell 'em "we are gonna have you dudes! we just adore what we are going to do...✄8==>castration!!!"Loool their faces and words will be priceless!xDD
lol i actually made them all u need is chocolate and u can buy the penis trays to mold the chocolate in sex shops .. nothing screams good time like edible peen lol
So I have been pretty much lusting for a pair of litas in a sexy color *they make every color sexy* for who knows how long now. So I decide to just buy myself a pair for x-mas, but with my shitty luck everywhere I’ve searched is sold out in my size… I even swallowed my pride and asked “him” to search for me *he hates them and say they gonna make me huge*.. umm news flash I’m already 5’9 add that with my attitude and I’m reaching the gods whats another 5 inches! …. sigh so santa you have been a dead beat dad I ask for things and you never come thru * example pony, kenya doll, my size barbie* so let this year be different .. thanks
I hate being asked for nude pics its like the biggest turnoff to me. How old are we again?? If I want to send you something sexy I’m going to send it I hate hate hate being asked especially if a guys gets really into detail “yeah squat down spread those lips and show all that pistachio meat for me” *yes pistachio meat*. I meet the weirdest guys on the planet like the freaks of the freaks. So with that being said I promise to send penis pictures to men who ask to see my lady chamber via text email etc*. caption- just thinking bout you …xoxo I mean it will prob. leave me single for the rest of my life but at least ill die with a smile on my face and a rabbit btw my legs…..