Rape Prevention Tips.. "creep be not tips" →
darlinglauren: Ten rape prevention tips: 1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. 4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her. 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her. 6....
being under the hair dryer has to be equivalent to serving time in jail it just has to be
you ever noticed how all homeless people have nice handwriting .. I literally mean all homeless people. I live in ny home of Starbucks , rats, and the homeless… :/ If you ever take a stroll in ny please take a second to notice how every homeless person you walk pass sign is writing in penmanship meant for the gods .. i even seen one fancy homeless person who had his ” please help...
Pass me the remote..... forget it !
I’ll never touch a man’s “that I’m not dating” cable remote the thought of how many times he measured it up to his penis to take a pic would kill me.. like chicks are suppose to look at the pic compare and contrast -_-
ladies valentines day sex is not a present unless your bleeding
ME- SINGING "Oh, Nana. What's my name?"
MY NANA- what the fuck you asking me your name for
Anonymous asked: hahahaa the pic "now it's a party!"(with cocks and balls)is awesome! i just wanna buy them and have a party with some guys just to see their faces when we gurls tell 'em "we are gonna have you dudes! we just adore what we are going to do...✄8==>castration!!!"Loool their faces and words will be priceless!xDD
DORA... DORA.. DORA..
MY LIL COUSIN- *SINGS RANDOM R&B SONG*
ME- STOP SINGING SAY YOUR NUMBERS
MY LIL COUSIN- FOUR TRES TWO UNO!!!
ME- * CRICKETS* I BLAME DORA IDK IF YOUR SMART OR CONFUSED
MY LIL COUSIN- * BACK TO SINGING RANDOM R&B SONG*
So I referred to my co workers half black half white boo as trail mix and she got mad guess she didn’t like the mix nuts reference
I rather be getting spooned but instead I'm at...
IM SUCH A CORNBALL
DEAR SANTA LITAS FOR XMAS ?? UMM PLEASE!!
So I have been pretty much lusting for a pair of litas in a sexy color *they make every color sexy* for who knows how long now. So I decide to just buy myself a pair for x-mas, but with my shitty luck everywhere I’ve searched is sold out in my size… I even swallowed my pride and asked “him” to search for me *he hates them and say they gonna make me huge*.. umm news flash...
iPhone headphones +earmuffs = beatsbydre …. I’m jammin like y’all for 198 dollars less
I never wanted anything from you except everything you had
I hate being asked for nude pics its like the biggest turnoff to me. How old are we again?? If I want to send you something sexy I’m going to send it I hate hate hate being asked especially if a guys gets really into detail “yeah squat down spread those lips and show all that pistachio meat for me” *yes pistachio meat*. I meet the weirdest guys on the planet like the freaks of...
"BRACE YOURSELF".... whoa i love how the crips are...
love love love »» did I really refer to them as crips tho :/
---THE ANTI SHORT GUY MOVEMENT ---
GUYS UNDER 5’7 SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED MEN …. ONLY BECASUE SHORT DUDES ALWAYS LOOK LIKE DYKES …ALWAYS …. THE END
IT MAYBE A RAT TO US BUT TO A HOMELESS PERSON ITS A YORKIE ” - PETTYBISH...
so my director who hates me got me an x-mas gift… I’m shocked but I wouldnt put it past her to wrap up a used tampon
MEN IF THEY ARE NOT ASKED FOR PLEASE DONT SEND THEM PLEASE DONT COMPARE UR PENIS TO THE CABLE REMOTE OR ANY OTHER HOUSEHOLD ITEM IF ITS A FULL FRONTAL PLEASE DONT SMILE